Phone call

Harry's phone rang at 3 A.M. "What do you want?" he shouted into the receiver.

"Nothing" was the reply.

"Then why did you call in the middle of the night?" he asked angrily.

"Because the night rate is cheaper."

Software Engineers

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Four, plus one senior analyst to manage the project, one technical writer to correct the spelling and grammar of the one who documented it, one light bulb librarian, a sales-force of at least five to drum up enough users who want to turn the light on, 274 users to burn out the new bulb, at which point we go to tender for another light bulb change...

Joke

Captain Kirk:
What's wrong with the engine of the Enterprise? It keeps knocking.

Mr.Scott:
I need to change the spock plugs, Captain.

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